Captains Private Chili
1) Start by chopping your steak tips into tiny bits.
2) Throw that stuff in a pan and pour in some hot sauce and course ground black pepper
3) Let the meat brown
1 can stewed tomatoes
1/2 can of black beans
1 chopped small red onion
1 chopped celery stick
1/4 chopped bellpepper
1 chopped habenero
1 chopped jalepeno
2 smished garlic cloves
3 fingers of captain morgans
2 generaous globs of sour cream
2 slices pepper jack cheeze
a pile of mexican shredded cheddar
a bunch of chili powder
a sprinkle of salt
2 heaping spoons of brown sugar
1/3 a small jar of grape jelly
1 splish of vanilla
1 small bag of nachos pulverized in a zip lock and poured in.
5) Blend to a nice mulchy texture.
6) add spices and water to achieve desired consistency and flavor